Chorus
I’m a weirdo, yeah I’m a weirdo
People looking at me crazy, I don’t care though
I’m a weirdo, w-w-weirdo
Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no
I say fuck no, I say fuck no
Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no
Verse
I’m a weirdo not a hero
Had a psych eval didn’t clear though
Ergo I say ear-go
Cut my ear off, now I can’t hear stereo
If that makes me weird, I’m weird
I use a Mach3 razor on my beard
I use a Mach10 razor down down there
Seven more blades cause I like it sheer
Use a banana as a telephone
Use a banana as a telephone
Use a banana as a telephone
Spoon in my ear cause my brain’s made of gelatone
Latin girls say “turn up the Reggaeton”
But it’s me in a wig, mind is hella gone
“Ay papi, you crazy”
Yeah crazy for driving Miss Daisy
Best picture, must be doing something right
Chicken bit off my dick at a cockfight
Sewed it back on sitting at a stoplight
Bit a cop got a ticket for a cock bite
I’m demented and deranged motherfucker
Choose the middle seat on a plane motherfucker
Just wrong like a dog in Ray Bans
Piss off the roof, you could call me Rain Man
Best picture, must be doing something right
Fuck, I’m repeating myself, man I’m not right
Outro
I’m a weirdo, yeah I’m a weirdo
People looking at me crazy, I don’t care though
I’m a weirdo, w-w-weirdo
Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no
I say fuck no, I say fuck no
Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no
Ask me if I give a fuck, I’ll say fuck no
