DecisionsThis was the hardest day of my lifeShould I stay or should I go?Help me, Lord, to decide
Three blocks from home when she caught my eyeI shouldn’t even be looking but she just had to be mineTen bedrooms, ten baths, 7, 000 square feetI was weak in the knees, she was the house of my dreamsI had just moved in to the place down the blockAnd now I’m thinking ’bout moving? Imagine my shockI talked to my real estate guy, PeterHe was like, “Your house is beautiful, yo, how could you leave her?6, 000 square feet, a dolphin-themed poolIf I’m being honest, Connor, yo, I think you’re a foolBut it’s cool, you can definitely afford both places”Tell me what to do, God, my heart’s torn in pieces
So many options and all in my price rangeThis decision is torture, my head’s playing mind games
Should I move? (Should I move y’all?)Tell me should I buy this new place? (Tell me should I buy it?)Should I move y’all? (With my money)It’d be nice to have some more space (More space)
So I turned to my friends playing out by the poolAs I sipped on my drink, I screamed what should I do?They just shrugged and I could tell that I was on my ownWith this decision, no vision, which house to call my homeI had to get away so I flew to MajorcaDove in the ocean, went swimming with orcaI drank too many piña coladas and fell asleepHad a dream about both houses and began to weep
Tell me how many houses can one man own?I’ll be paying in cash, got no need for a loan (But still)
Should I move? (Should I move?)Tell me should I buy this new place? (I don’t know what to do)Should I move y’all? (I think I should just buy it)It’d be nice to have some more space (I think I’m gon’ buy it)
So much pain, so many strugglesBut I made it throughI bought the house, it’s beautifulAnd I kept the old one for my dogsSometimes it just works out (Shit works out)PeaceOh, and now I own two houses, oh
