Ooh, two banditos
Well howdy ma’am, we the two banditosUp in the club wearing bright pink tuxedosSimilar to autopedos, (?)Gotta turn that frown into more of a frownHunter’s thinking they were Conner4Real, what’s the deal?I’m on some white boy shit man, tryna stack a mil’Yeah, I’m also on my white boy shit, that’s my birthrightCall my dick the shooting star (why?) cause it burns, right?I fucked your first cousin with the didgeridooAnd when she came, you know it sounded like “wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow”
Yeah, you know we’re two banditosYeah, you know we’re two banditosYeah, you know we’re two banditosDo a little dance and I drink a little water
Man, how’d I get the money? (don’t worry ’bout it)Why they kissing on my couch? (don’t worry ’bout it)How they get so cool? (don’t worry ’bout it)You’ve been struck by the two banditosWhat the fuck is that? (don’t worry ’bout it)Does this make me look fat? (don’t worry ’bout it)I just ate a fucking rat (don’t worry ’bout it)You’ve been struck by the two banditosDumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, stupid!
My name is Connor and I’m not a model citizenI’ll take a swig from this bottle that I drizzle inSwimming in her prison, man, my interests is dwindlingAnd I’m hella bored too, fuck itBanditos eat a lot of burritosWhile we’re fucking bald eaglesHey, let’s go back to the chorus dude (oh, okay)
Yeah, we’re two cute little kittensYeah, we’re two cute little kittensYeah, we’re two cute little kittensShut the fuck up!Thank you
We just robbed the place (don’t worry ’bout it)They just licked my face (don’t worry ’bout it)Took a shit in your food (don’t worry ’bout it, rude!)You’ve been struck by the two banditosPop this pill (don’t worry ’bout it)Is that cocaine? (don’t worry ’bout it)What is life? (don’t worry ’bout it)You’ve been struck by the two banditosWow wow wow wow mother fucker (wow)
