Watch out, watch outIt’s Conner!
I’ve got it all and I’m gettin’ moreBut I never fall, beat ’em all‘Cause you know I’m so humbleI’m so humble, I’m so humbleI’m a superstar, I kick down the doorGot the money and the girlsAnd I’m also so humbleI’m so humbleI’m so humble, I’m so humble
Bar none, I am the most humble-estNumber one at the top of the humble listMy apple crumble is by far the most crumble-estBut I act like it tastes bad outta humblenessThe thing about me that’s so impressiveIs how infrequently I mention all of my successesI pooh-pooh it when girls say that I should modelMy belly’s full from all the pride I swallowI’m the most courteous-biddable, hospitableReverential, normal-ary Arnold Schwarzen-orgararyI hate compliments, put ’em in the mortuaryI’m so ordinary that it’s truly quite extraordinary
It’s not a competition, but I’m winnin’You won’t hear me admit itBecause I’m so timid and submissiveI treat fat people like they were thinTalk simple for the dumbosI’m so humble
I’m not your normal definition of a rockstarI don’t complain when my private jet is sub-parYa mom’s old, but I’ll ask if she’s your sisterPeople say I’m charming, bu-but I beg to differI feel more humble than Dikembe MutomboAfter a stumble left him covered in a big pot o’ gumboI guess in a way, bein’ gracious is my weaknessPeople say I’m so unpretentious for a genius
I’ve got it all and I’m gettin’ moreBut I never fall, beat ’em all‘Cause you know I’m so humbleI say that with no egoI’m so humbleIt’s just good mannersThey say I’m a ten, but I’m an eight at best“Plus two, ” says youNot me, ’cause I’m so humbleMama raised me rightI’m so humble, I’m so humble
